Figure This

Figure This is a speech training software that works to spruce up your language with more figurative language. Why say what you really mean when you can use something else to represent what you mean. This software is fabulous.

Fabulous was something worthy of fable. Like many other superlatives, it has lost its original edge and now just means 'good' So if you want to be more metaphic, more idiomatic, more ironic or more any other type of figurative language subcategory, then Figure This. Its a speech training software that will blow your mind because its out of this world, no its the bomb, it's Fabulous. Mention keyword EngagedBrain and receive 10% of your first month fee.

Disclaimer: This is a work of satire. In the tradition of A Prairie Home Companion, this ad, among others, will form the backbone of the underwriting and sponsorship of my podcast.