Thursday, April 7, 2016

White Collar Psychopathic Lawyers

Are you a lawyer? Are you also a psychopath? Despite being a psychopath, do you want to do something for good with your skills, or at least something with less of a chance of ending up in prison? If the following list of skills sound like you, then you might be right for us:
  • Enduring antisocial behavior
  • Diminished empathy and remorse
  • Disinhibited or bold behavior
  • Fearless
  • Cunning
  • High social intelligence
So if this sounds like you, then give us a call and come do some good (or at least constrained bad). Call us at 1-800-WCPLAWS.

: This is a work of satire. In the tradition of A Prairie Home Companion, this ad, among others, will form the backbone of the underwriting and sponsorship of my podcast.

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