SD Taste is the latest in neuroscience based restaurant experiences. You've heard of dark tasting restaurants where you eat in the dark with the expectation that your other senses will be heightened. But we ask, why would you want to take away one of the important senses in a multisensory experience. At our restaurant we only deprive you of senses that at not involved in taste which as it turns out isn't that many. So come down to SD Taste, its SD for Sensory Deprivation, not Standard Definition, because at SD Taste all flavors are in High Definition with Sensory Deprivation.
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