Have you ever been out on a run and lost total track of time, where you've entered a rhythm so steady, so perfect that you ignore anything and everything. Have you found that you go faster during these states? Any run without that sense of time is better than those runs on the treadmill or runs where you check your watch every 2 seconds to only be reminded that you have miles upon miles to go. Well worry no more with the runner's wheel you'll never know the time or your pace. The Runner's Wheel is a watch that trains you to your pace rather than being a slave to an electronic manacle on your wrist that drags down your effort, your pace and your enthusiasm. By giving you false and unreliable feedback, the Runner's Wheel only gives your true time and pace at the end of your run so that you can run by feel. The Runner's Wheel is only to be used in conjunction with routes that you can run continuously for your entire run. Break free from times and your brain's subjective effort and reach your true potential.
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire. In the tradition of A Prairie Home Companion, this ad, among others, will form the backbone of the underwriting and sponsorship of my podcast.
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