Tuesday, April 12, 2016

RBI Lucid Dreaming

During lucid dreaming, the dreamer may allegedly be able to exert some degree of control over the dream characters, narrative, and environment. It's everyone's greatest dream. Leave your boring everyday life and enter a dream world where you have full control. RBI Lucid Dreaming is a night mask that not only blocks out light but using our understanding of REM Behavior Disorder, the RBI sends stimulation to inhibit the inhibition on the nucleus giagantocellularis so that you can act out your dreams. It also sends stimulation to serotonergic centers in the brain stem to heighten your dreaming experience with the hope of unlocking control over your dreams. Dream better with RBI Lucid Dreaming, REM Behavior IN-Order, your dreams, your way.

Disclaimer: This is a work of satire. In the tradition of A Prairie Home Companion, this ad, among others, will form the backbone of the underwriting and sponsorship of my podcast.

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