Thursday, March 24, 2016

Dopa-MINE

Do you feel down or maybe blue, then this drug is for you. Don't waste your time with traditional anti-depressants, because this isn't one. This the the happy pill for everyone, everyday. Think of your happiest moments in life. How often do they occur? Every few weeks, months, maybe years. Well take those times and make them everyday. Targeting your brain's hedonic and eudaimonic networks, out pill makes everyday a happy day.

Disclaimer: This is a work of satire. In the tradition of A Prairie Home Companion, this ad, among others, will form the backbone of the underwriting and sponsorship of my podcast.

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