Thursday, March 24, 2016

Color Tinted Glasses

Are you color blind? How do you know? Well search for the Ishihara Color Test plates right now and then come back. Alright, so did you get a lot of questions wrong, then these glasses are for you. Color Tinted Glasses filter visible light to compensate for your deficient photoreceptors. It doesn't matter if your green or M-cones are shifted to the right or your red L-cones are shifted to the left, our glasses use patent pending technology to filter out light between where your L and M-cones are close to overlapping to give you more distinct green and red perception. With Color Tinted Glasses you'll be able to use more than the brightness and positioning of the lights at a stoplight. Color Tinted Glasses, see the whole spectrum.

Disclaimer
: This is a work of satire. In the tradition of A Prairie Home Companion, this ad, among others, will form the backbone of the underwriting and sponsorship of my podcast.

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