BrainSonic measures the electrical activity of your brain allowing you to change your behavior based on your brain's activity. Paired with the BrainSonic smartphone app you'll be able to decrease stress, changing not only your emotional state, but over time your emotional traits and increase attention helping you remember and accomplish more. Just make sure you hold still while using our headset so you don't introduce any eye, muscle or heart related artifacts in the signal ruining our patented algorithm that extracts information from our 8 channels of electrodes. Use the promo-code "Engaged" to receive 10% off your first headset.
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire. In the tradition of A Prairie Home Companion, this ad, among others, will form the backbone of the underwriting and sponsorship of my podcast.
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