Brain Game! A brain training game for your brain

Does your brain feel like its down a drain? Do you wish it weren't so plain?
Then get on the brain train and play Brain Game, a brain training game for your brain!
Its such a shame when thinking feels like a pain, take of the reins and train your brain with our game!
You'll no longer be the same and you can be vein about your brain.
Be a dame and reign over your friends with your brain when you've slain them in competition mode.
Or you can feign that you're on the same plane by detaining your results from the public.
So stop being insane, don't refrain and come obtain Brain Game.
You'll be more urbane, less inane, more off the chain, so pop the champagne and toast Brain Game.
I do proclaim that you'll not be the same because your brain wont wain with Brian Game.

Disclaimer: This is a work of satire. In the tradition of A Prairie Home Companion, this ad, among others, will form the backbone of the underwriting and sponsorship of my podcast.